Ok, so I’ve been sufficiently scolded for not keeping up on my blog. I don’t really have any good excuses, especially since I’ve only worked 5 days this month. Living halfway around the world, I see so many things each day that are worth writing home about… I guess I don’t even know where to begin. So, I’ll start with my flight to Dubai and work my way back from there….
We are currently sitting in Kuwait. We had no plans to stop in Kuwait, but here we are, refueling. Funny, that’s the second time that’s happened to me – ever – and both times within the last week. It’s been a crazy 10 days. Here’s a quick recap of my travels back to the states:
Dec 18, 12:30am: Board plane to DC. 6:30am: After 15 hours, arrive at Dulles, only to begin a 12 hour layover. Take a 5o cent bus ride to the mall to buy a SIM card for my phone and a sweater (it’s a tad colder in DC). 6:30 pm: Board plane to Portland. 10:30 pm: arrive in Portland to see the winter wonderland that would soon become my nemesis.
Dec 20, 9:00am: Begin the coldest run ever in Forest Park. Turn around after 45 minutes. 12:00pm: Learn that my 10pm flight to Ohio is cancelled due to the snow. Rebook for Monday.
Dec 21, 3:00pm: Run 60 long minutes on the treadmill, being stared at by a massive elk.

Dec 22, 3:00am: Wake up to check flight status. Cancelled. Proceed to spend the next 2 hours on the phone with Expedia trying to rebook. No luck. End up booking with Travelocity for 3x the original cost. 6:00am: arrive at the airport for a 9:45 departure. 10am: Port of Portland closes runway to all air traffic for snow removal. 11:00am: Board plane. 2:00pm: Plane finally lifts off ground, but only with enough fuel to get to Reno, NV. Stop in Reno, refuel, continue on to Dallas. 8:30pm: arrive in Dallas, TX, miss connection to Columbus by 20 minutes. Spend night at hotel in Dallas.
Dec 23, 10:00am: Board plane bound to Columbus. 2:00pm: arrive in Columbus, finally! 6:00pm: Gafford Family Christmas – great to see and be with my family. White Elephant exchange is priceless as always.
Dec 25: Merry Christmas! 5:00pm: Wright Family Christmas. Yummy cookies and good times. Lots of funny little dogs.
Dec 26: I pretend to be a Commonwealth citizen as I celebrate Boxing Day by shopping!!!!
Dec 27, 11:00am: Return to Portland, via Chicago O’Hare. 1:30pm: With no delays, make it to Portland on time! Woo hoo!
Dec 29, 7:30am: Board plane to Washington DC. 3pm: Flight arrives early – they kindly remind us to keep that in mind for future flights that might be delayed. Foreshadowing??? 10:00pm: Depart to Dubai. 12 hour flight. Almost home.
Dec 30: 9 hours into the flight I awake to witness our plane make a sharp u-turn over Syria (see #1 on the map - Garren took the picture during our flight)
Plane continues out into the Mediterranean where it circles in a holding pattern off the coast of Lebanon for over an hour (see #2). Finally we receive information from the pilot: the Lebanese and Syrians won’t allow us in their airspace. They claim our plane’s certificate had expired although the pilot claims it was still valid for another 48 hours. So, which way to go? Divert south passing by Israel and then through Egypt and Saudi Arabia or north, around Syria and then through Iraq? Hmmm…tough decision, kindof like asking - would you rather get a hot poker in the eyeball or would you prefer to soak in bathwater full of blood-sucking leeches? Regardless, the Iraqi’s granted us access to their airspace so we circumvented Syria (see #3) and crossed the length of Iraq, flying over Baghdad. Of course, the holding pattern in the Mediterranean took up most of our fuel reserves, so we made an unscheduled stop in Kuwait to refuel. Which brings us back to Kuwait, and the beginning of this post. We are now scheduled to land in Dubai just after midnight, 4+ hours after our scheduled arrival time.
Summary: 13 days, 8 planes, 2 unexpected stopovers en route, 60 hours on a plane, 35 hours at the airport, 1 night at a hotel.
The verdict: While it was worth it to see friends and family, it definitely wasn’t the trip I originally signed up for.
P.S. If you can help it, don’t fly United internationally.
We are currently sitting in Kuwait. We had no plans to stop in Kuwait, but here we are, refueling. Funny, that’s the second time that’s happened to me – ever – and both times within the last week. It’s been a crazy 10 days. Here’s a quick recap of my travels back to the states:
Dec 18, 12:30am: Board plane to DC. 6:30am: After 15 hours, arrive at Dulles, only to begin a 12 hour layover. Take a 5o cent bus ride to the mall to buy a SIM card for my phone and a sweater (it’s a tad colder in DC). 6:30 pm: Board plane to Portland. 10:30 pm: arrive in Portland to see the winter wonderland that would soon become my nemesis.
Dec 20, 9:00am: Begin the coldest run ever in Forest Park. Turn around after 45 minutes. 12:00pm: Learn that my 10pm flight to Ohio is cancelled due to the snow. Rebook for Monday.
Dec 21, 3:00pm: Run 60 long minutes on the treadmill, being stared at by a massive elk.
Dec 22, 3:00am: Wake up to check flight status. Cancelled. Proceed to spend the next 2 hours on the phone with Expedia trying to rebook. No luck. End up booking with Travelocity for 3x the original cost. 6:00am: arrive at the airport for a 9:45 departure. 10am: Port of Portland closes runway to all air traffic for snow removal. 11:00am: Board plane. 2:00pm: Plane finally lifts off ground, but only with enough fuel to get to Reno, NV. Stop in Reno, refuel, continue on to Dallas. 8:30pm: arrive in Dallas, TX, miss connection to Columbus by 20 minutes. Spend night at hotel in Dallas.
Dec 23, 10:00am: Board plane bound to Columbus. 2:00pm: arrive in Columbus, finally! 6:00pm: Gafford Family Christmas – great to see and be with my family. White Elephant exchange is priceless as always.
Dec 25: Merry Christmas! 5:00pm: Wright Family Christmas. Yummy cookies and good times. Lots of funny little dogs.
Dec 26: I pretend to be a Commonwealth citizen as I celebrate Boxing Day by shopping!!!!
Dec 27, 11:00am: Return to Portland, via Chicago O’Hare. 1:30pm: With no delays, make it to Portland on time! Woo hoo!
Dec 29, 7:30am: Board plane to Washington DC. 3pm: Flight arrives early – they kindly remind us to keep that in mind for future flights that might be delayed. Foreshadowing??? 10:00pm: Depart to Dubai. 12 hour flight. Almost home.
Dec 30: 9 hours into the flight I awake to witness our plane make a sharp u-turn over Syria (see #1 on the map - Garren took the picture during our flight)
Plane continues out into the Mediterranean where it circles in a holding pattern off the coast of Lebanon for over an hour (see #2). Finally we receive information from the pilot: the Lebanese and Syrians won’t allow us in their airspace. They claim our plane’s certificate had expired although the pilot claims it was still valid for another 48 hours. So, which way to go? Divert south passing by Israel and then through Egypt and Saudi Arabia or north, around Syria and then through Iraq? Hmmm…tough decision, kindof like asking - would you rather get a hot poker in the eyeball or would you prefer to soak in bathwater full of blood-sucking leeches? Regardless, the Iraqi’s granted us access to their airspace so we circumvented Syria (see #3) and crossed the length of Iraq, flying over Baghdad. Of course, the holding pattern in the Mediterranean took up most of our fuel reserves, so we made an unscheduled stop in Kuwait to refuel. Which brings us back to Kuwait, and the beginning of this post. We are now scheduled to land in Dubai just after midnight, 4+ hours after our scheduled arrival time.Summary: 13 days, 8 planes, 2 unexpected stopovers en route, 60 hours on a plane, 35 hours at the airport, 1 night at a hotel.
The verdict: While it was worth it to see friends and family, it definitely wasn’t the trip I originally signed up for.
P.S. If you can help it, don’t fly United internationally.
